Misnomer: The X-Girl Picayune
The life (or is it the lack thereof?) stories of a twenty-6-year-old grad studentSaturday, September 11, 2004
The West Wing quote
Season 1
He shall, from time to time
President Bartlet:
You have a bestfriend?
Sec of Agriculture:
Yes sir.
Is he smarter than you?
Yes sir.
Would you trust him with your life?
Yes sir.
That's your chief of staff.
---
Josh:
Are his glands swollen?
CJ:
Damn.
What.
You know what I forgot to do today?
What?
Feel the President's glands.
Do you think the joke reflex you use as a defense mechanism is why you have so much trouble keeping a man?
---
The crackpots and these women
Sam:
What can I do for you, Bob?
Bob:
In a nutshell?
So to speak.
We'd like the White House to pay a little more attention to UFOs.
Are we paying any attention at all right now?
No.
Thank God.
---
A proportional response
Josh:
You know what, CJ, I think I'm the best judge of what I mean, you paranoid Berkely shiksa feminista! Well that was way too far.
CJ:
No, no. Well, I've got a staff meeting to go to and so do you, you elitest Harvard fascist missed-the-Dean's-list-two-semesters-in-a-row yankee jackass!.
---
Bartlet:
CJ, on your tombstone it's gonna read: "Post hoc, ergo propter hoc".
CJ:
Okay, but none of my visitors are going to be able to understand my tombstone.
He shall, from time to time
President Bartlet:
You have a bestfriend?
Sec of Agriculture:
Yes sir.
Is he smarter than you?
Yes sir.
Would you trust him with your life?
Yes sir.
That's your chief of staff.
---
Josh:
Are his glands swollen?
CJ:
Damn.
What.
You know what I forgot to do today?
What?
Feel the President's glands.
Do you think the joke reflex you use as a defense mechanism is why you have so much trouble keeping a man?
---
The crackpots and these women
Sam:
What can I do for you, Bob?
Bob:
In a nutshell?
So to speak.
We'd like the White House to pay a little more attention to UFOs.
Are we paying any attention at all right now?
No.
Thank God.
---
A proportional response
Josh:
You know what, CJ, I think I'm the best judge of what I mean, you paranoid Berkely shiksa feminista! Well that was way too far.
CJ:
No, no. Well, I've got a staff meeting to go to and so do you, you elitest Harvard fascist missed-the-Dean's-list-two-semesters-in-a-row yankee jackass!.
---
Bartlet:
CJ, on your tombstone it's gonna read: "Post hoc, ergo propter hoc".
CJ:
Okay, but none of my visitors are going to be able to understand my tombstone.
Previously on Misnomer
- Spinsterhood
- Noah's Ark
- School gone e-Bay
- B-days pics
- Last day, part I
- F & R
- The beginning of a new semester
- Kecepetan sehari
- Catholic Mass 101
- Feel like quoting these
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- Digita-grafita
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