AMEN:
The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.

BULLETIN:
1. Parish information, read only during the homily.
2. Catholic air conditioning.
3. Your receipt for attending Mass.

CHOIR:
A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync.

HOLY WATER:
A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.

HYMN:
A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range.

RECESSIONAL HYMN:
The last song at Mass, often sung a little more quietly since most of the people have already left.

INCENSE:
Holy Smoke!


JESUITS:
An order of priests known for their ability to found colleges with good basketball teams.

JONAH:
The original "Jaws" story.

JUSTICE:
When kids have kids of their own.

KYRIE ELIEISON:
The only Greek words that most Catholics can recognize besides gyros and baklava.

MAGI:
The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.

MANGER:
1. Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn't covered by an HMO.
2. The Bible's way of showing us that holiday travel has always been rough.

PEW:
A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches.

PROCESSION:
The ceremonial formation at the beginning of Mass, consisting of altar servers, the celebrant, and late parishioners looking for seats.

RECESSIONAL:
The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass - led by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot.

RELICS:
People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand.

TEN COMMANDMENTS:
The most important Top Ten list not given by David Letterman.

USHERS:
The only people in the parish who don't know the seating capacity of a pew.

Be fruitful and multiply

Woman, behold your son.

Son, behold your mother

purpura: The presence of blood in the skin or mucous membranes. Purpura is caused by defects in the walls of capillaries that have not been sealed off by platelets. The condition is evidenced by tiny red or purple spots appearing on the surface of the skin or mucous membrane.


tetany: A disease caused by a lack of calcium in the blood. The condition causes muscles spasm and violent twitching, especially of the extremities.

hypochondria: Abnormal preoccupation with one's health. Hypochondria may be a concern for health in general, imagining symptoms that change from time to time, usually after assurance by a physician that nothing is wrong, or obsession with a particular ailment or disease, or the condition of a specific organ.

hirsutism: Growth of hair that is excessive or that appears in unusual areas.

ataxia: Lack of muscle coordination. Ataxia may be congenital, that is, existing from birth, or caused by injury or disease of the central nervous system. It is characterized by irregular movements of the body that are unsteady or clumsy as an awkward manner or walking, with feet wide apart or a lack of balance.

adult: One who is fully developed or mature, especially physically and intellectually.

How do you feel about life right now ?
Unfortunately, everything seems to be in the neutral position.

Do you know ur bestfriend's f-ster password?
Yup yup, Ndoro Yadda's. hahaha...

Do you think long distance relationships works for u?
Don't know, never been in one. Depends on the other person, I guess.

Are you an emotional person?
On things I care about (and there are not many of these around).
Do you believe in bestfriends?
Sure, I do. And on soulmates, UFOs, spontaneous human combustion, and paranormal activities.

Ever felt so jealous of your friend?
Nah, not really, well, a bit, in a positive way.

What colour underwear are you wearing right now?
Going commando. Whatever.

What was the last thing you did?
Picking up o-rings and belts, cleaning pump, filtering dirty oil

Who's right next to you?
Noone, otherwise I won't be able to fill in these quiz during office hours, ha ha.

Who was the last person you ate out with?
Ndoro Yadda, Ndoro Ucok, JEM

How many buddies do you have on your list in f-ster?
One-hundred-and-six-only.

How's the weather right now?
Sunny and in the 70s, really nice for a picnic in the park.

Last person you spoke to on the phone?
A sound-like-sexually-ambigous supplier in Austin

Last Person who text you?
Never get the hang out of text messaging. But I do need a massaging.

Last person you texted?
See above.

Lost a friendship over something stupid?
Stupid on the other party's side, so yes.

Been really depressed before?
Twice in a bluemoon

Faked being sick to miss school?
Never, don't have too. I missed school due to overslept most of the time.

Last time you said 'I love you'?
3 hours ago, to Ndoro Yadda, nonetheless.

Wat time did you wake up today?
8:50 A

Current Taste:
Grapefruit juice

What's your ringtone?
Some polyphonic stuff

Do you like the person who send you this?
I consider her the coolest mother ever lived (Dwi aka Shoegal)

Age?
Almost quarter century old

What are you wearing right now?
Jeans, vertically patterned cotton shirt, and knock off Diesel shoes from Payless.

Who do you consider your closest/bestest friend?
Ndoro Yadda, the cutest-huggablest-wisest sister on earth.

Are you too shy to ask anyone out?
Definitely.

Kisses or Hugs?
Hugs.

What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
The eyes.

What is the first thing you think of when you wake up?
Mmm...breakfast.

How many times do you let the phone ring before you answer it?
One ring (at the office), depends on who's calling (at home).

Current desktop picture:
Spongebob Square Pants and his Krabby patties

*ring-ring*
X:
Hello
The other end:
H******? *someone with a borderline sober sound* (H****** is my full first name)
Yeah
What are u gonna do today?
Who's this? *didn't recognize the guy's voice*
Jim
Jim who?
I met you at the Northgate last night.
I'm nowhere near Northgate last night.
Really? I didn't meet you there last night?
Nope.
Well I'm sorry, you have a good morning.
???

1. From the B/CS phonebook, but it sorts people by their last name only.
2. TAMU phonebook (the online version, naturally, sorts people by either name).
3. One of my previous students mixed up my phone number on their address book.
4. It was somebody making a prank call from information posted outside the laboratories.
5. Fill in the blanks

From : T******26@aol.com
Sent : Tuesday, August 3, 2004 1:12 AM
To : xinda_huhu@msn.com
Subject : (no subject)

Wow, your pictures meant a lot to me. After living in Rumbai for four years, I'm devastated that no one in my family thought to take pictures of things that we saw everyday. I haven't been to Indonesia in ten years, but this summer I took a trip with my family to China. It was the first time since Indonesia that I had been back to Asia. Now I am all of a sudden so homesick for Indonesia and no one around me understands, except for my family. Thank you again for having those pictures posted.