The only time I managed to wash my hair, put enough conditioner on it, blow-dry it, flat-iron it, and style it so that it looks naturally stay in place, and it ...rained... drizzling, but the humidity and the water were enough to bring about an uncontrollable frizziness that is my real hair prior to all those beautifying steps.

I mean, I actually secured a compliment from an openly gay guy this afternoon. Not fair, and so much for trying to look pretty. Hahaha.