Misnomer: The X-Girl Picayune

The life (or is it the lack thereof?) stories of a twenty-6-year-old grad student
Saturday, May 21, 2005
 

Renaissance women, we are

Ndoro Yadda and I added one more project in our foolish quest to become somekind of renaissance women. It was to ressurect The Rage back to life. The poor coupe had been out of commission since September last year. Due to financial constraint, as well as time, to get it all fixed up, the three of us managed to synchronize our schedules to go around with only one working car. It had been too much of an inconvenience lately, so we decided to fix The Rage no matter what.

The real wake up call, however, was something that could only be described as the weirdest act of vandalism ever known in College Station, TX. It happened just last week on the wee morning of Friday the 13th.

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Police dispatch sent a uniform to investigate the matter, fingerprints were unsucessfully lifted (by this time, there were already dews everywhere on the surface), and finally, report was drafted. People of interest were tenants of an apartment a couple doors down who had somekind of a graduation party going on around the time. Let me tell you, Ndoro Yadda was eager to start a war just like those between rival gang members of Houston Chinatown. *patting NY down*

Anyhow, back to the ressurection project. Our reasoning was simple. Since The Rage failed to be started even with the help of jumping, the problem(s) should be related to the starting mechanism of the engine. It was either the sparkplugs, the starter, the alternator or simply the battery. The cheapest component, the sparkplugs, had been changed earlier. However, it still lead to a status quo condition. So, off we went to a shopping spree to the nearest Autozone for the remaining parts.

On Thursday morning, after looking at the starter, alternator, and the belts arrangement on the engine, we decided it would be a real challenge for the two us to install the new starter and alternator with the assistance of limited tools and a simple jack. At this point, we were ready to tow the car over to our friendly backdoor garage and let them do the dirty work. We decided, however, to install the battery first.

We started with applying generous paste on the terminals and then placing the protector ring. Out of curiosity, Ndoro Yadda started the car. Turned out, the starter and the alternator functioned just as well, the belts started to move, and voila, after several trials, The Rage was back to life. We were startled and petrified at first, but then quickly rejoiced.

The next step was to change the flat tire on the driver side so that we can go around for a test drive. With the help of a neighbor, the spare tire was installed and we were prepared to drive the car down to a tire shop for fixing. There was a problem with the spare tire since it could never be filled to reach enough pressure. Instead of driving all the way down to the store, we just brought the flat tire over.

For some reason, the front side of the car was sinking low, it left not enough room to put the jack on the car frame. We had to put one jack on the back side of the frame to raise the car a little and only then we were able to place the front jack. When enough ground clearance was reached, we started opening the four bolts. One of the bolt, however, was stuck. We tried to squirt some oil somehow. Ndoro Yadda used her foot to put more force on the tire key, when suddenly, that nut went broken. Apparently, when I drove the car to the gas station to fill the spare tire with air, I was already driving it on the rim. It supposedly gave to much force on that one bolt.

We then proceeded to install the fixed tire and then I drove The Rage with remaining three bolts to another shop so that they can replace the broken one. Ndoro Yadda tailgated with the other car, just in case. Other than the bolt treatment, we also had the State Inspection and the oil changing done.

Our weekend has never been this perfect.



Comments:
ack, whatever happened to the car? what did they do that for? i mean, its it's not even working....

anyhoo, oh i envy you. i don't even know how to refill the water in my car hahahaha.... shame on me, i know.
 
They were a bunch of stupid drunk Asian American kids who were a tad too happy graduating. They had noticed the car didn't work for quite sometime, so I guess, they fell it safe to do that kind of vandalism. We will definitely going to fill in the police again when those folks get back in the Fall.
 
those damn vietnamese (bastards!!!)

I, somehow quite amused how you ndoro xinda, could be so calm with all these stupid pranks, and moi on the other hand, couldn't stop thingking of throwing their apartment with rotten eggs or toilet tissue

-ny-
 
Yeah yeah, me calming down, but really, NY, remember this:
1. Do not ever tamper with evidence
2. Do not call 911 for non-emergency stuff like this. They will dispatch the police, the FD, and the EMS once you call that number.
3. Think of other subtle revenge mechanism, like voodoo for example. TP and rotten eggs are so out, Ndoro.

There.
 
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