Does anyone know the recipe for a killer Blackforest cake? The real one, with Kircsh (or some other liquor), black cherries, and all the chocolatey goodness...

In lieu of throwing a "surprise" birthday party, a certain princess has asked me to just bake her the said cake.

Princy, I'm afraid I'm gonna shopping around for your cake. It's too much pressure to handle and I'm...frail.